Thursday, September 06, 2007

Have You Seen This Person?

If you happen to come across my EWCM, please contact me at 1-888-DRI-EDUP.

I'm on CD23 and had a temp spike this morning. But alas, no fertile CM. I've been taking OPKs but I just can't read those strips. Sometimes, they look positive but then nada. Next month, I'm going right back to the digitals. I am too blind to see the slight contrasts between the two lines. I have become too dependent on technology I guess. Being married to a computer geek doesn't help matters much.

Since my ovulation is/was delayed, I'm not getting my hopes up this cycle. We were pretty lazy this time, not preventing and just having sex when we felt like it until I can go back on Clomid. My ovaries are just totally uncooperative without it. But they are Clomid whores so I know once I go back on the pills, we will have a shot. It's just useless to try and plan things at this point so we figured we'd just have fun.

I'm enjoying sex for once since the miscarriage. It's not baby dancing - but real sex. Really going at it like we're horny teenagers in the back of a pickup truck. Despite my lack of CF, I have been in the mood more than usual. I'm feeling more like myself in the bedroom and I like it. I sit at work and have fantasies about DH. I feel so shiny and new, like a newly minted penny. I feel like a minx (*meow*). It's not that our frequency of sex has gone up any. It's just that when we do - it is amazing. I feel that spark that we lost when we were so hung up on making sure we were in the right position or applying the Preseed before we get started or propping my hips up afterward. It's nice to just be us and do what we do, so to speak.

Now if only I could track down that EWCM...

Oh, and here's something else to file under TMI: I haven't gone to the bathroom in a week. Yes, that is 7 days since my last BM. I'm quite uncomfortable and it seems that my Activia and prune juice chaser is not living up to its reputation. I haven't even been taking my prenatals this month (I know, BAD KRISTEN!!!) so I know it isn't because of the iron. I'm THIS close to going to the nearest pharmacy for a Fleet enema. Not a fun visual. I hate having IBS.

12 comments:

Samantha said...

Fun in the bedroom is always good!

Don't know what to tell you about the other problem though...

Chris said...

Sorry that your mucus is missing. However, I'm glad that you and hubby have been having such a great time. Keep it up!

LeRoy Dissing said...

Sounds like you are having fun Kristen! But I would do something about a BM. You really don't want to become impacted to the point that they have to "dig" you out. Not a fun thing I am told. So take ex-lax or something similar and drink lots of water. Almost sounds as if you are dehydrated?

Elizabeth said...

Oh wow, that sounds really uncomfortable. The constipation I mean. The sex just sounds fun, and I know EXACTLY what you mean - there is nothing like taking a real break to make sparks fly!

dmarie said...

Who-hoo for the fun in the bedroom! Good for you...and your hubby I'm sure :)

Ok, the milk carton is hilarious!! Not funny that you don't have ewcm :( I'm sure you know all the tips for helping to produce it, so I won't bore you with assvice :)

Here's a little TMI from me--I have to drink prune juice every single morning or else I won't go! At. All. To make sure the prune juice *works* I have to drink a cup of coffee with it. Good luck!

Amy said...

I found that I could only use the clear blue easy opk's. They were the most accurate/sensitive and the most expensive too it seems.

hope548 said...

Let's hear it for sex for the hell of it! Yippee! I'm glad you're feeling like yourself again. It's so nice. I hope you get your problem cleared out soon!

Grad3 said...

Sorry about the cycle delay... what a whore! It always annoyed the crap out of me (no pun intended!) Speaking of, you know what works for my 'back up' problem? A Mocha Frappuccino from Starbucks- I usually get a grande, but a tall will do the trick. Not only is it tasty but useful :)

I also seriously hated opk's, they weren't really useful for me. However, I did end up switching to CBE digital (smiley face if you are o'ing- blank if your not.) More expensive but worth my sanity.

Glad to hear that you are feeling more carefree in the bedroom! It's always a nice change :)

Baby Steps to Baby Shoes said...

Opks are of the devil! They drive me insane.

I have to admit I also skip my prenatals (usually when I know my period is imminent). It's like my little form of rebellion.

Kym said...

I hope you get to poop soon. :) I know how you feel, I have IBS too. I'm either constipated or have the runs...it's never pleasent.

And you crack me up on the milk cartoon! Too cute! :)

have a great weekend girlfriend.

Loren said...

Wow, I can't believe you can still have awesome sex when you are constipated! That totally ruins it for me. But more power to ya! ;P and good luck this cycle.

Geohde said...

Trust me when I say that Google may make you regret posting pictures in combination with "my ewcm".

:)